Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Nothing says classic like the Heroes in a Half Shell. Cowabunga! You want classic? Look no further than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! The Heroes in a half shell are by far the single greatest cartoon/comic/action figure franchise in the history of humanity.  I know some of you like your Transformers, and some of you […]

TMNT Bios: Part 1

A rundown of the main Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters! BIOGRAPHY OF SPLINTER The Good Guy Leader VITAL RATISTICS: Weapons: Ninja Bow, Sword Cane, Ninja Stars Birthplace: Osaka, Japan Height: 4′ Weight: 125 lbs. Age: Unknown Previous Forms: Hamato Yoshi, homo sapien/sewer rat Splinter, the rat mutation of ninja master, Hamato Yoshi, is the Turtles’ […]

TMNT Bios: Part 2

April, Casey Jones, and the villians of the TMNT universe. BIOGRAPHY OF APRIL O’NEIL TV News Reporter & Turtles’ #1 Fan VITAL NEWS: Birthplace: The Valley Height: 5′ 5″ Weight: 115 lbs. Age: A young 25 April’s a determined TV news journalist, always prepared for the late breaking news feature with her camcorder strapped ’round […]

TMNT Action Figures

The Ninja Turtles action figures were some of the greatest toys of all time. Splinter   Leonardo   Raphael   Michaelangelo   Donatello   April O’Neil Shredder   Rocksteady   Bebop   Casey Jones Ace Duck   Panda Khan   Walkabout

The Price is Right

“Come on Down!” You’re in for some classic game show fun! Possibly the only show in the history of television to get a perfect 100 on the Unintentional Comedy Rating, The Price Is Right is the definition of classic.  Where else can you get a group of several hundred people to jump up and down […]

Bob Barker

The greatest game show host in the history of television. Bob Barker is in his 30th year as host of CBS’s The Price is Right. Not only is it America’s highest rated daytime game show, it is also the longest running game show in television history, surpassing What’s My Line?, which ran for 18 seasons. […]

Rod Roddy

You have to love the ambiguously gay, Rod Roddy. Rod Roddy is now in his 16th year as Bob Barker’s sidekick/announcer on daytime television’s top-rated game show, The Price is Right. The show, now in its 30th year on CBS is the longest-running game show on a single network in television history. When he is […]

Barker’s Beauties

The lovely women of The Price is Right. What would the Price Is Right be without Barker’s Beauties?  Well I can guarantee you that the show would lose a huge percentage of it’s over 80 male viewing audience. Think about it, if you were an elderly man in a nursing home who’s daily highpoint was […]

Count Chocula

A classic breakfast experience. When I was a child, the only thing that got me going in the morning was a good healthy dose of sugar and the occult.  Nothing tops Count Chocula for delivering a quality breakfast product that is not only part of a balanced breakfast, but also a blast to eat.  There […]

Count Chocula’s Spooky Friends

Count Chocula isn’t the only monster making breakfast scary! Frankenberry The “Rod Roddy” of the monster cereals, Frankenberry is one of Count Chocula’s friends.  This ambiguously gay robot was the second of the monster cereals introduced by General Mills.  Frankenberry is at the apex of monster fashion.  His strawberry nail polish matches his stunning pink […]

Mr. T

I Pity the Fool who don’t like Mr. T! You have to love Mr. T. He’s this huge muscular guy who could snap anyone who thinks of messing with him in half, he’s sporting a mohawk, communicates by shouting things like “Enough Jibba Jabba”, and to top it off, he’s wearing about 60 pounds of […]

Planet of the Apes Musical

You think talking apes are impressive? Check out singing apes! In what may be the one of the best ideas ever, The Simpsons attempted to recreate Planet of the Apes as a musical.  They gotta try this for real sometime!  Here are some of the lyrics to the songs… Planet of the Apes Simpsons Style Dr. […]

Planet of the Apes

One of the all-time classic sci-fi movie franchises. You want a classic movie?  Then Planet of the Apes is a must see.  Not only does it break out with a creative story line, but it also scores major quality points on the unintentional comedy rating.  Now, there are some of you that may think Planet […]