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Just to Be With You

My most powerful flash movie with an amazing message. www.DeROK.Net Presents: Featuring Mel Gibson’s "The Passion of the Christ" While it’s a far cry from the pulse-pounding Timberwolves playoff movies that have become my trademark, "Just To Be With You" is by far my most meaningful flash movie. Taking clips from Mel Gibson’s, "The Passion […]

“The Den of Iniquity”

I take a trip to an afternoon game at Yankee Stadium.   I recently made the trip across the river to spend an afternoon at the source of all evil, Yankee Stadium.  After those few hours, I'm more convinced than ever that the place needs to be introduced to a bulldozer.  It would be a […]

Somewhere I Belonged

I finally make it out to Minnesota, thanks to the generosity of the Timberwolves. I’ll never forget the past few days as long as I live.  The Minnesota Timberwolves flew my roomate, Jeff, and myself to Minneapolis so that we could watch “Can You Feel It?” be played on the scoreboard of the Target Center […]

Mega Mallards

The coolest crime-fighting ducks ever! It all started over a decade ago with just a boy, a pencil, a sheet of paper, and a lot of time to kill during a school lesson.  That’s when I created “The Mystery Ducks”.  I was in fifth grade then, and the beautiful combo of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, […]

U2: This is Wisdom

A inspirational video featuring the music of U2. This flash movie was a project for my Bible class.  We were asked to answer the question "What is Wisdom" and then make a presentation, "This is Wisdom".  After studying all of the wisdom literature in the Bible, I noticed something.  Solomon, the wisest and most successful […]

DeROK Invades Sin City

I take my first trip out to Las Vegas, Nevada. The “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada” Sign near the Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino. They say Las Vegas, Nevada is one of the few places that astronauts can recognize from space.  After visiting there for the first time, it’s easy to tell why.  There’s just […]

Million Dollar Ideas

Great ideas that could be worth millions. Here are some of my best inventions. I think if utilized properly, they could all be lucrative business ventures. However, if you could do me a big favor and not steal my ideas, I would really appreciate it.  Hunting you down with a pack of money hungry lawyers isn’t […]

Mandles

Candles for manly men. In almost every home you go to, the woman of the house has about 15 different candles throughout the house.  What the sellers of these candles fail to realize is that there only marketing their product to 50% of the population.  Of course women are drawn to fragrances such as “Sun-ripened […]

Magazine Magazine

A magazine all about magazines. Have you ever seen the magazine racks at Barnes & Noble?  They’re enormous.  There’s hundreds of different magazines and there’s absolutely no way to keep track of them all.  I haven’t heard of half of them, and if any of them contained anything that I’d enjoy reading in them I’d […]

Excrement-Colored Underwear

Never fret about skid marks again! Since the creation of underwear, man has had a problem: Keeping them stain-free.  When you think about it, the basic purpose of underwear is to keep your good clothes clean.  The problem with that is that in the process, it’s your underwear that gets dirty.  Now when you’re at […]

DeROK: Dinosaur Hunter

An original computer game, starring DeROK. The first video game ever created by DeROK is now available for download.  Currently only two levels are available for play, but as new ones are created the game will be updated.  So go ahead and try to kick some dino tail with DeROK: Dinosaur Hunter! Click Here To […]

It’s Good to be the #1 Fan!

I get completely hooked up by the Minnesota Timberwolves. It was probably the coolest thing that has ever happened to me.  The Minnesota Timberwolves decided to use the DeROK.Net original movie “One Shot” as their theme for the 2003 NBA Playoffs.  Apparently one of the people in the Timberwolves marketing department found a link to […]

My Best Poems

And you thought poetry was boring… I wrote these poems for my Intro to Poetry class, and they were quite a hit.  I hope you enjoy these dramatic soliloquies written in iambic pentameter and can pick up the use of catalexis and epistrophe…like I know what any of that is….   “Forbidden Donut” by Derek […]

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