The two tribes merge on Survivor: Cook Islands. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 10 Elimination: Nate This was a big episode, so I’m adding a fourth observation!  Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for… 1. The Merge. I have to say that I was a tad bit disappointed that the merge came one week before Aitu […]

Jonathan demonstrates his extensive vocabulary. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 11 Elimination: Candice After the travesty that was The Axis of Idiots taking over Exile Island, it’s sure nice to see the good guys prevailing in the Cook Islands… 1. Yul Busts Out The Idol. This is a story that would be a big deal […]

Aitu comes up with an incredibly stupid vote. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 12 Elimination: Jonathan This one will be pretty quick.  Time is not on my side this week… 1. At least we know it’s a genetic condition. Has anyone else noticed the extremely irritating face that Adam makes when he finds something amusing?  […]

Things start getting a little nude… Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 13 Elimination: Parvati Talk about cutting things close!  The finale is starting in five hours.  Gotta get this one up fast! 1. Asian People Are Sneaky Too. After Ozzy absolutely destroyed everyone in the reward challenge, Becky began to consider whether it was wise […]

A winner is crowned in the closest final vote, ever! Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 14 First Elimination: Adam Wow!  Two hours and three tribal councils.  I’ve got a lot to cover, so I’ll just get right to it as I bring the Survivor: Cook Islands Blog to a close. 1. He’s not so bad […]

The tribes are divided along racial lines in Survivor: Cook Islands. It’s hard to believe that Survivor is now in its thirteenth season.  But in my opinion, the show just keeps getting better every year as they add new twists, crazier lunatics, and the four or five people on the island with a full brain […]

The tribes are divided by race as Survivor: Cook Islands kicks off. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 1 Elimination: Sekou One of my favorite things to do during the first episode of Survivor is to guess which castaway will walk away with the million dollars.  It’s not so easy when you consider that the person […]

A secret love blossoms in the Cook Islands. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 2 Elimination: Billy After watching Episode 2 of Cook Islands, all I can say is “Wow”.  Usually the first few episodes of Survivor after the season premiere are a little dull.  The game doesn’t usually heat up until the merge approaches and most of […]

Things don’t look too well for the Latinos on Cook Islands. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 3 Elimination: Cecilia Seriously, can Survivor: Cook Islands get any better?  As I mentioned when covering last week’s episode, it was probably the best second episode in the show’s history.  Even more impressive is the fact that this week’s […]

The Latinos lose yet another member. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 4 Elimination: JP Finally after all my talk of making shorter blog entries, you’re finally going to get one… Maybe. But seriously, this episode was fairly dull in comparison to the back-to-back blockbusters in episodes two and three.  Here are my few short observations: 1. Ozzy […]

A friend gets backstabbed. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 5 Elimination: Stephannie Alright, last week I managed finally to refrain from rambling. I think it was limiting myself to “Three observations” that did the trick.  So since I’m pressed for time again, we’ll stick to that format. 1.  Nathan is a jerk. The members of Raro, […]

The white people get sneaky. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 6 Elimination: Cao Boi and Crisitina Seeing as the “Three Observations” format has been the only thing to keep me from rambling, I’m sticking to it again this week.  Here’s my quick take on Episode Six… 1.  We lost a good man. Cao Boi said […]

Brad gets “spatial” on Survivor: Cook Islands. Survivor: Cook Islands Blog Episode 7 Elimination: Jessica I’m not one that likes to beat a dead horse, but I’m going to continue with my “Three observations” format yet again.  Unlike past weeks, I actually have time to write a twenty paragraph diatribe.  But this was one of […]